Meet the Team
Behind every great pet professional is also a very full house- or staff, if you will.
Nicole’s Board of Directors
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Head of security
Cupid
"Coop Doop"
Cupid has been promoted from Security Guard after many dedicated years of rigorous training- mainly consisting of barking at squirrels, delivering intense stares at passing pedestrians, and constantly ensuring the mailman is in not, in fact, a covert threat. His dedication to keeping us safe is unwavering, though sometimes his methods involve more enthusiasm than necessary. After a long shift of diligently patrolling the office, he does one final sniff about for his signature "lap inspection." If he's not handling a security threat, he's often found snuggling on the job. He's got your back- and your lap.
Director of HR
Sylvester
"Meowlone"
Sylvester is, without a doubt, the office's "people person". We're still not sure what he actually does, but we do know he demands our attention. Often. Loudly. Whether you are on an important work call or quietly typing an email, you can always expect him to voice his thoughts- consider it his form of performance feedback. If ignored, he'll escalate to louder meows, followed by more aggressive purring. After all, he's just making sure you're staying productive.
Eventually, you'll be convinced that the office revolves around him. And it does.
Office assisant
Rubble
"Rub Dub"
Our personality hire, Rubble, has proven to be an asset to the team. Rubble's resume includes an impressive background in "Being a Goober" and "Looking Adorable While Getting in the Way." Though still new to the job, he's eager to climb the ladder- quite literally- if it involves napping on top of it. You may find him under our desk, where he keeps an eye on office operations- just in case anything exciting happens (or someone drops a snack.) His enthusiasm for the company is unmatched, especially if there are treats leftover from our reservations.
Director of Mischief
Patsy Cline
”Pat Cat”
Patsy Cline holds the distinguished (and appropriately chaotic) title of Chief Mischief Officer, a role she invented the moment she discovered her uncanny ability to simultaneously charm and disrupt the office. Her leadership style is best described as “playful with an attitude of gentle defiance.” When she’s not overseeing essential duties like “strategic couch surveying” or “treat quality inspections,” she’s perfecting her craft in surprise zoomies, unauthorized keyboard walks, and highly effective stare-downs aimed at anyone contemplating productivity without her.
Kennedy’s Distinguished Doggo Division
Chief Operations Officer
Lila
"Sleeping Beauty"
Meet Lila, our steadfast COO and resident expert in operational efficiency through strategic inactivity. A glorious blend of couch potato and seasoned executive, Lila was born in a sunbeam and has spent every day since trying to return to one. While she occasionally dabbles in security oversight, she quickly recalls that delegation is key. With eight consecutive years as our “Most Likely to Pretend to Be Asleep When Called” honoree, Lila leads by example - reminding us that a well-rested team is a productive one.
Senior Strategy Advisor
Nova
"Flopzilla"
Nova serves as our strategy advisor, guiding long-term vision with a quiet intensity and a strong commitment to upside-down thinking—literally. Composed entirely of majesty and mystery, she prefers to lead through nonverbal communication: lingering stares, contemplative sighs, and the occasional slow blink. Barking is far too conventional for her strategic style. Often found belly-up in deep thought, Nova reminds the team to approach every challenge with poise, perspective, and just a touch of dramatic flair.
Jr. business associate
River "Wigglebutt"
Technically a puppy, but emotionally a caffeinated tornado, River constantly keeps us on our toes. Born with one purpose: to chase balls until the Earth runs out of them. As you read this, she’s probably waiting by the door with a soggy tennis ball and crazy eyes, ready to launch the next big initiative with full energy and unwavering focus. Her boundless enthusiasm and relentless drive make her an invaluable asset to the team’s growth and momentum.
Anna’s Morale & Mayhem Division
Director of Energy Initiatives
Director of rapid transit
Chief Compliance Officer
Mouse patrol assistant
Mouse patrol director
Juniper
”Joon”
Benjamin
”Benny”
Starfire
“Star”
Sam
”The Man”
Salem
”Miss Ma’am”
Joon leads the department of Momentum & Forward Motion with unmatched enthusiasm. She firmly believes that if something is worth doing, it is worth doing at full speed. She specializes in morale boosting, rapid response greetings, and ensuring that no opportunity for movement is ever wasted. Subtlety is not part of her leadership style, but commitment absolutely is. Joon’s core philosophy: Why walk when you can launch?
Benny manages the department of Workplace Levity and High-Speed Logistics. His zoom execution is elite. His entrances are dramatic. His facial expressions frequently suggest he is both the cause of and the solution to ongoing disruption. Benny understands that a healthy organization requires balance- productivity, structure, and at least three completely unnecessary but joyful laps around the house per day.
Starr diligently oversees Policy, Procedures, and General Nonsense Prevention. She maintains high standards for workplace conduct and is particularly attentive to unapproved zoomies, excessive roughhousing, and suspicious levels of fun. Someone has to keep order. Despite her firm standards, Starr’s loyalty runs deep. She is thoughtful, observant, and wholly devoted to her people- proof that structure and affection are not mutually exclusive.
Sam is a former street cat who now runs indoor security like he’s still working the night shift. Blind in his left eye, he maintains that depth perception is optional and confidence is not.
He navigates the house with the ease of a cat who has absolutely seen some things- just not all of them at the same time. He operates with quiet intensity, street smarts, and the firm belief that security is a 24/7 job- even if the only intruder is a rogue sock.
Where Sam is steady, Salem is strategic. Calculating. Precise. She believes in proactive monitoring and prefers high vantage points for maximum oversight. Windowsills, stair landings, and the exact center of wherever you’re trying to walk are all prime territory. Together, Sam and Salem run a tight operation. Their standards are high. Their judgment is visible. Their work is never done.